Who can translate romaji japanese into english quickly..like by tonight?! it doesnt have to be 100% accurate?

Konichi wa. Rumi san desu ka? Hai sou desu. jack san desu ka? Hai hajimemashte. mikasan kara rumi san no koto kiteimasu. Watashi mo, jacksan no koto mika san kara kite imasu. Douzo yoroshiku. Mika san to yokou san wa mada kite imasen ne? mosukoshi machi masho? Soshimashou. Itsumo konokisetedoun desu ka? Ehh koko wa eki no surumai dakara benri deshou? Sore ni nomimono mo tabemono mo yasukute oishin desu. Honto desu ne? watashi wa konokisaten ni hajimete kimashita. Coffee wa hiyaku gojew yen cake hiyaku ni jew yen. Hokan no miseno hangaku desu ne? Jacksan mo kininarimashta ka? Eh totemo. Tokoro de rumi san wa ego ga jouzutatsu kikimashta? Uraimashi desu ne? doushtara ego ga jouzu ni narimasuka? Eh?